I am Jeff Albertson     Some know me by my more commonly attributed title, "Comic Book Guy." I run a simple shoppe here in Springfield, OR, a shop that sells comics and comic-book wares. Some may not know that I have a degree in chemical engineering, which I do. I also am an afficianado of fine gastronomic excellencies. Here is a trivia fact for you: I was once in a movie deal to produce an adaptation of my popular comic series; however, that fell through before and it became the worst comic-book movie ever. It made Daredevil look like a cultured French film.

This is Milo     He is the owner of the Coolsville Comics and Toys. He sucks. He is a poser who runs his shop for low level poser nerds. He thinks that comic-books are merely toys of enjoyment rather than a form of high literature. No true comic-book fan could patronize his store.